Funny Queries that Brought People Here
I'll add more as they come in. I promise, I have not altered these in any
way. Why would I? They're too funny (or just plain creepy) on their own.
I've added comments in parenthesis after each querie. Have fun.
what shall i write on birthday's wish? (result number three!)
Yummy Referrals (this is one of my faves, I think.)
Benny Goodman +Free Download (woohoo! result number one
on Lycos Suche [deustchland, ja])
Literacy Hobbit plan
tall girls (sorry to disappoint you... I'm only 5'7")
"download rhapsody" (result number one, but for what?)
University application essay joke redecorate (hehehe, number
one, again. I like this one. I'd love to see the application that person
was preparing.)
sims livin it up cd key crack
nice slippers
www.dprophet.com/meggers (someone searched for me!)
ceramic or glass praying hands
FREE TEENAGER PICTURES (That's seriously creepy. If you searched for this,
go away.)
adult braces
syllable counter software
young damsel in distress (HA! Result number three! Take that, Cinderella!)
pandora lee
heather snowman (result number one! Yeah!)
Google Groups Tiffany
gorgeous ladies
Ladies Church Hats (Number nine, oh yeah. Some holiness in here amongst the
searches for naughty pictures.)
Youth Painting Contests
sad song's (Sadly enough, I was result number 5)
"changing rooms" laurence tears were not (Result number 8!!)
Fabian edgar (what the... ?)
voice overs for Delta airlines
strokes zip
risqué clothes
beanie hats
How to redecorate a teenager (Girl) room
Serial Key Crack
Graham Wynne Changing Rooms (result number twenty when you search through
bbc.co.uk, or result number 8 through Google.co.uk)
heather+4+fun (At least a search engine thinks I'm fun... :) )
chapters dvd lord of the rings (result number 5? How the heck is this happening?)
yahoo groups vomit (hehehe, result number one. That's just funny.)
heather thomas (Sorry, not Heather Thomas, and I don't know who she is. But
I think I should sue her for confusing people who try to come to my blog.
Consumer confusion, that's all it is.) :)
edgar allen poe post traumatic stress disorder (Is that Edgar Allen Poe causing
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?)
writing advise on scholarships (I’d suggest you use the right form of
the word “advice”)
heather "edvard munch tattoo" (eep!)
raven funny photos
wooden snow brush handle (result number three, woohoo!)
chimi
heather gift (result number 9)
peter pan fic lemons (result number 4)
if you're fond of sand dunes and salty air
institution for craig kilborn
nice girls japan
point pleasant west virginia newspaper backstories (result number 1)
"salt lake" and "sky marshalls"
+arsdigita +fired
emma peel cat suit galleries
calories in a fun size reeses
solution for rock star ate my hamster (result number 7... what the heck?
I think this one's my favorite.)
hand planes
Download I've seen that face before Libertango
fake harry potter articles from the daily prophet
mood rings meanings
andy griffth
"still shy?" movie quote
"back to the future" font download
aaron copeland beef it's what's for dinner mp3
heather clement
tv show +owl
jock hunks (WHAT?!)
blog (How... appropriate)
chris & heather's record round up
Haley Joel Osment + braces
crazy married couple
mojo jojo photo galleries
+kazaa +hidden
university cling stickers car font
minature guns
ipswich +"red light district" (I promise, I had nothing to do with this one.)
younger babes (result number 21, scarily enough)
therapist heather new york musicians
photos of hot hunks in the shower (WHAT?!)
10/22 rifles (that's almost scarier)
spikey hair styles (Result number nine)
Quilt UK all-in-one hot cold
Male Maids
Waterstone's book (result number one, huh?)
sensors woman canada (result number five, and I'm not even Canadian.)
+lyrics +foot +riot (I'm result number 13 on that one)
places yo eat in bournemouth pictures (result number three!!)
all photo lady olga
heather's blog (someone actually searched for ME!)
hogwarts express microsoft train simulator (result number nine)
sujit itty
violin babes (result number four)
new york city my friend
the raven by edgar allen poe in mp3
ridiculous pictures (result number 6!!)
ode to 8 track cassette (The guy who searched for this one actually emailed
me.)
"reece shearsmith"
Aaron Copeland Rodeo mp3 download
faure's requiem MP3 oxford
gabriel faure's requiem lyrics
the sims animals
"Heather"
GI Joe+Beach Head+character history
"black leather boots" pictures download
kenna +hellbent +mp3 +download (I get *tons* of searches for this one. I
promise, if I get my own server, I'll just host the song so you can download
it. It's impossible to find.)
ausfart
train simulator kazaa
oranges and lemons song download
"bourbon chicken" calories
nasty shadow boxing mp3 download
lyrics wrong foot amputated weird al
"teamlook-look.+com" (Only answer on that one)
Stravinsky Firebird Suite .mp3
photo peter pan statue london kensington garden
casper milktoast
"Pediatric waiting room"
blue's clues costume rental (Number 16 for that)
bug +butt
damsel in distress
the league of gentlemen tshirt (result number 10!)
heather car stuck snow
FINE BUTT (Why, thank you.)
activities for kids with powerpuff girl cartoon theme
girly bits (somebody from Scandinavia searched for this one... and I'm result
number 5... eeeugh)
heather party pictures (result number 1!!)
sat score blog (result number 1, again!)
chaps (huh?)
rosie o'donnell girlfriend (NO! I'm result number five again! Aaaahhh!)
baby genius
gentlemen's silver rings (oddly enough, result number three)
Raven Funny Photos
+download +mp3 +achmed (Achmed Zogu Day! [don't ask. Or, what the heck,
ask. Why not?])
Trafalgar
dawns place
Heather Peel (Tee hee, I wish.)
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