Things That Are Only Funny After Midnight, Example #1
In the golden age of Hollywood, studio executives used to name new actors after established celebrities. For instance, Cary Grant was named in honor of Gary Cooper - you know, the incredibly obvious inversion of their initials.
So now that Heath Ledger is famous, I want to be named after him. One day, when I'm a Hollywood big shot, I shall be known as Snickers Flowchart. And the next generation after I'm famous, Caramello Rolodex. She'll be Italian.
Discuss amongst yourselves, when it's safely after midnight.
Posted March 24, 2006 12:43 AM | 7 comments
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