Happy birthday to Steve, happy birthday to Steve, happy birthday dear Steven, happy birthday to you!
It's my brother's birthday, yes it is. No go buy his stuff! It's pretty! It's funny! It's art, dang it! Buy it now!
Apart from being a fantastic artist, he also modifies and builds really amazing computers, he has the coolest mohawk ever, and he was always my favorite, most loyal playmate. Yes, he was such a lovely brother he even played stuffed animals with me when no one else would. Not many people know this, but he's the absolute best when it comes to making little plushie animals dance like there's no tomorrow. And that was only last Tuesday! Hehe. He's also the best source for my MST3k addiction and late-night cake fixes. All in all, he's one dang cool brother. So wish him a happy birthday already! :)
Thanks, Steve, for all the years of making Bugs dance, for keeping me entertained, and being weird with me in an increasingly boring, monotonous world.
